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MEET THE MANAGER
THIS WEEK: NICK FLETCHER NO.5

Age: 27

Occupation: Advertising

Reason for knowing Gary or Neil: It's the usual university story. But I first met Neil when he was talking about his Beaver.

Clothing measurement of Choice: 38DD

Fascinating fact: I was once a child model (until my ears got big)

Teams: Freakin' Last and 1897 - the Golden Year

Why do you support Ireland all of a sudden? 'Cause they are better than England.

But you're not Irish? And neither are you, Neil (or Scottish or French).

Are you simply missing the Villa and need to fill the void? No, Dave fills my void.

Have you ever been to Lansdowne Road? Many times, and even for football. And I've been to Amsterdam to see Ireland v Holland. (That's advertising for you)

Why are you the only Villa fan that's got a good word to say about Doug Ellis? I haven't anymore. The official word (from my dad's mate who sells the tickets) is that he has gone senile.

How come your dad has a photo of himself and Sammy Davis Jnr? My dad is Sammy's number one fan. It's kind of a stalking thing.

Speaking of fathers, how does it feel to know that George Graham was nearly your dad? I'm quite happy that he isn't. Have you seen the state of Dave's hair?

Are you surprised that your teams are doing so well? Yes, I'm not quite sure how my second string are beating my top team.

So where do you think your teams will finish? Mid-table mediocrity, always the bride'smaid never the bride and all that. It comes with being a Villa fan.

Who do you most want to beat? I would say Liz, my missus. But I will probably get knee-capped so I'll say Dave.

When you were living with both Ron and Dave, which one irritated you the most? They were both lovely and well behaved.

Do you own a Sunderland shirt with Alex Rae's number on the back? Alex Rae has let himself go in recent times. It's Paulo Di Canio now.

Do you want one for Christmas? No.

 
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