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Who has been the biggest waste of money so far?
1. Jaap Stam
27 votes (18%)
2. Sergei Rebrov
23 votes (15%)
3. Mark Schwarzer
21 votes (14%)
SEASON 2001/2002
Weekly Reports
DATE
REPORTS - 2001/2002
12 MAY 2002
THEY THINK ITS ALL OVER
29 APR 2002
IN SIGHT OF THE FINISHING POST
05 APR 2002
THE MAN WITH THE TWISTED LIP
14 MAR 2002
MATHEMATICALLY SAFE
08 MAR 2002
HE'S BEHIND YOU...
25 FEB 2002
DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD
15 FEB 2002
TALE OF THE BLUE SHARK
01 FEB 2002
YOU WIN SOME 5-1, YOU LOSE SOME 5-1
25 JAN 2002
TABLE FOR TWO
18 JAN 2002
DO YOU KNOW THE WAY TO SAN JOSE?
11 JAN 2002
BERMONDSEY FOR THE DOUBLE
04 JAN 2002
SIBLING RIVALRY
20 DEC 2001
LES FERDINAND MUST DIE
13 DEC 2001
NEIGHBOUR OF THE BEAST
07 NOV 2001
MY UKRAINIAN FRIEND
23 NOV 2001
THE SEASON SO FAR
09 NOV 2001
MIDSEASON MEDIOCRITY
02 NOV 2001
TWO FOR JUAN
25 OCT 2001
KING HENRY OUTSHINES SAINT MICHAEL
22 OCT 2001
THE BOOK OF RIVELINHO
08 OCT 2001
FULL OF EASTERN MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE
01 OCT 2001
MRS JACKSON SAID RICKETTS WAS BAD FOR YOU...
24 SEP 2001
JUST LIKE TEDDY
17 SEP 2001
IS THIS ME OR IS THIS DEAD-SHOT KEEN?
03 SEP 2001
FIVE GO MAD IN MUNICH
28 AUGUST 2001
ONE F IN FULHAM
21 AUGUST 2001
UNDER STARTERS ORDERS
DATE
REPORTS - 2000/2001 (THE GREY YEARS)
03 JUNE 2001
THAT'LL TEACH NEIL TO GET MARRIED
28 MAY 2001
JUMPERS FOR GOALPOSTS
21 MAY 2001
WINNING A CHAMPIONSHIP IS SO EASY
08 MAY 2001
OH SARF LONDON, IS FULL OF...
30 APRIL 2001
ALL YOU NEED IS LUCK
23 APRIL 2001
THE QUEEN IS DEAD
16 APRIL 2001
DEAD HORSE BREATHES NEW LIFE AFTER BEING FLOGGED
09 APRIL 2001
CUP GLORY BECKONS
26 MAR 2001
BOTTOMS UP
19 MAR 2001
SHOW ME THE MONKEY!
12 MAR 2001
BETTER LATE THAN NEVER
5 MAR 2001
OUT FOR THE COUNT
26 FEB 2001
HAIL TO THE KING BABY
19 FEB 2001
EUROPE IS LOVELY THIS TIME OF YEAR...
12 FEB 2001
FOUR LADS THAT SHOOK THE WIRRAL
5 FEB 2001
QUACK, QUACK, QUACK!
29 JAN 2001
FIGHTING WAR HORSE MOUNTS FINAL CHALLENGE
22 JAN 2001
TORPEDO RISING, DUCK AND COVER
17 JAN 2001
STABLE DOOR SHUT...
08 JAN 2001
THERE'S ONLY ONE TONY COTTEE
30 DEC 2000
OLE LANG SYNE!
30 DEC 2000
RON'S BEEN ROBBED
16 DEC 2000
DUCK SOUP
09 DEC 2000
LADY, DON'T FALL BACKWARDS
02 DEC 2000
WHOAH! TEDDY, TEDDY...
25 NOV 2000
WE'RE IN THE MONEY
18 NOV 2000
MATCH OF THE SEVENTIES
11 NOV 2000
WAITING FOR THE GREAT LEAP FORWARDS
4 NOV 2000
SCANDAL ROCKS THE DREAMTEAM
28 OCT 2000
ASH IS BACK
21 OCT 2000
TOMMY ENGLANDER
7 OCT 2000
BARRY FRIED
30 SEP 2000
NEIL SMELLS (APPARENTLY)...
23 SEP 2000
THE EMPEROR'S NEW CLOTHES
16 SEP 2000
OH GOD, ASH IS TOP...
9 SEP 2000
GIVE ME GIN AND TONIC
4 SEP 2000
ASH GETS HIS SUMS WRONG
26 AUG 2000
I'M SO EXCITED...
23 JULY 2000
HERE WE GO AGAIN
19 JUNE 2000
CAN CALLUM REPEAT HIS RUNAWAY SUCCESS?
DATE
REPORTS - 1999/2000
31 MAY 2000
NOW THE END IS NEAR, IT'S TIME TO FACE THE FINAL TABLE
19 MAY 2000
IT'S OFFICIAL - CALLUM HAS WON THE DREAMTEAM TITLE
14 MAY 2000
BITTER SWEET SYMPATHY...ASH DOWN, DONS DOWN
5 MAY 2000
I'M BORED WITH THIS DREAMTEAM
29 APRIL 2000
YES, I HAVE SENT THIS ON A SATURDAY
6 APRIL 2000
WHAT TIME IS IT, MR WOLF?