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» Hicky's Heroes
» Keane As Mustard
» Lion of Vienna Sleeps
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» Roísíns XI
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Who has been the biggest waste of money so far?


1. Jaap Stam
27 votes (18%)

2. Sergei Rebrov
23 votes (15%)

3. Mark Schwarzer
21 votes (14%)

 
 
SEASON 2001/2002

Weekly Reports

DATE REPORTS - 2001/2002
12 MAY 2002 THEY THINK ITS ALL OVER
29 APR 2002 IN SIGHT OF THE FINISHING POST
05 APR 2002 THE MAN WITH THE TWISTED LIP
14 MAR 2002 MATHEMATICALLY SAFE
08 MAR 2002 HE'S BEHIND YOU...
25 FEB 2002 DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD
15 FEB 2002 TALE OF THE BLUE SHARK
01 FEB 2002 YOU WIN SOME 5-1, YOU LOSE SOME 5-1
25 JAN 2002 TABLE FOR TWO
18 JAN 2002 DO YOU KNOW THE WAY TO SAN JOSE?
11 JAN 2002 BERMONDSEY FOR THE DOUBLE
04 JAN 2002 SIBLING RIVALRY
20 DEC 2001 LES FERDINAND MUST DIE
13 DEC 2001 NEIGHBOUR OF THE BEAST
07 NOV 2001 MY UKRAINIAN FRIEND
23 NOV 2001 THE SEASON SO FAR
09 NOV 2001 MIDSEASON MEDIOCRITY
02 NOV 2001 TWO FOR JUAN
25 OCT 2001 KING HENRY OUTSHINES SAINT MICHAEL
22 OCT 2001 THE BOOK OF RIVELINHO
08 OCT 2001 FULL OF EASTERN MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE
01 OCT 2001 MRS JACKSON SAID RICKETTS WAS BAD FOR YOU...
24 SEP 2001 JUST LIKE TEDDY
17 SEP 2001 IS THIS ME OR IS THIS DEAD-SHOT KEEN?
03 SEP 2001 FIVE GO MAD IN MUNICH
28 AUGUST 2001 ONE F IN FULHAM
21 AUGUST 2001 UNDER STARTERS ORDERS

DATE REPORTS - 2000/2001 (THE GREY YEARS)
03 JUNE 2001 THAT'LL TEACH NEIL TO GET MARRIED
28 MAY 2001 JUMPERS FOR GOALPOSTS
21 MAY 2001 WINNING A CHAMPIONSHIP IS SO EASY
08 MAY 2001 OH SARF LONDON, IS FULL OF...
30 APRIL 2001 ALL YOU NEED IS LUCK
23 APRIL 2001 THE QUEEN IS DEAD
16 APRIL 2001 DEAD HORSE BREATHES NEW LIFE AFTER BEING FLOGGED
09 APRIL 2001 CUP GLORY BECKONS
26 MAR 2001 BOTTOMS UP
19 MAR 2001 SHOW ME THE MONKEY!
12 MAR 2001 BETTER LATE THAN NEVER
5 MAR 2001 OUT FOR THE COUNT
26 FEB 2001 HAIL TO THE KING BABY
19 FEB 2001 EUROPE IS LOVELY THIS TIME OF YEAR...
12 FEB 2001 FOUR LADS THAT SHOOK THE WIRRAL
5 FEB 2001 QUACK, QUACK, QUACK!
29 JAN 2001 FIGHTING WAR HORSE MOUNTS FINAL CHALLENGE
22 JAN 2001 TORPEDO RISING, DUCK AND COVER
17 JAN 2001 STABLE DOOR SHUT...
08 JAN 2001 THERE'S ONLY ONE TONY COTTEE
30 DEC 2000 OLE LANG SYNE!
30 DEC 2000 RON'S BEEN ROBBED
16 DEC 2000 DUCK SOUP
09 DEC 2000 LADY, DON'T FALL BACKWARDS
02 DEC 2000 WHOAH! TEDDY, TEDDY...
25 NOV 2000 WE'RE IN THE MONEY
18 NOV 2000 MATCH OF THE SEVENTIES
11 NOV 2000 WAITING FOR THE GREAT LEAP FORWARDS
4 NOV 2000 SCANDAL ROCKS THE DREAMTEAM
28 OCT 2000 ASH IS BACK
21 OCT 2000 TOMMY ENGLANDER
7 OCT 2000 BARRY FRIED
30 SEP 2000 NEIL SMELLS (APPARENTLY)...
23 SEP 2000 THE EMPEROR'S NEW CLOTHES
16 SEP 2000 OH GOD, ASH IS TOP...
9 SEP 2000 GIVE ME GIN AND TONIC
4 SEP 2000 ASH GETS HIS SUMS WRONG
26 AUG 2000 I'M SO EXCITED...
23 JULY 2000 HERE WE GO AGAIN
19 JUNE 2000 CAN CALLUM REPEAT HIS RUNAWAY SUCCESS?

DATE REPORTS - 1999/2000
31 MAY 2000 NOW THE END IS NEAR, IT'S TIME TO FACE THE FINAL TABLE
19 MAY 2000 IT'S OFFICIAL - CALLUM HAS WON THE DREAMTEAM TITLE
14 MAY 2000 BITTER SWEET SYMPATHY...ASH DOWN, DONS DOWN
5 MAY 2000 I'M BORED WITH THIS DREAMTEAM
29 APRIL 2000 YES, I HAVE SENT THIS ON A SATURDAY
6 APRIL 2000 WHAT TIME IS IT, MR WOLF?