Dreamteam founder Mr Andrews has allowed his nemesis to write this report. As space is limited, all I will do is draw attention to his lowly position in 19th place. Cue Nelson from The Simpsons - HA HA! Also, Posh will beat Millwall next week.

An early season trend I have noticed is that the female team managers have been doing considerably better that their male partners. Karen is still in 2nd place, well ahead of Gary, whilst Nic is trouncing Neil (couldn't resist having another dig!). Until recently Liz was also ahead of Fletch until he scored 61 points this week. This suggests either 1) There is something to womens intuition, 2) Beginners luck or 3) Blokes picked the teams whilst the women did the ironing. Please feel free to express your own views on this via the poll and messageboard.

"Screw you guys, I'm going home"

This is turning out to be a good week for Dave. Not only have Villa Rejects climbed off the bottom of the table to 20th spot, largely thanks to supermodel Martin Keown, but he gets to come to 20th Century Fox in London tomorrow with his fit boss.

Cory is now propping up the league. Maybe it will all turn out to be one of Pam Ewing's bad dreams, so that Patrick Duffy Thistle can make a comeback.

Finally, the top 3 are unchanged, Callum is starting to move omniously up the table, and I am gutted that Dwight Yorke has once again thrown his toys out the pram.

Love Ash.

Scores on the doors are as follows: