Tomorrow sees the running of the grand national, where over 40 hopefulls set off over a long and tough course, at the end of which only a few will be in with a hope up the final straight. Likewise in this year's dreamteam there have been ups and downs, early challengers who have fallen by the wayside and we are left with the spectacle of two leaders, neck and neck, racing down to the wire.

Keane As Mustard and Crumbs DM have shown themselves to be in a different class to the rest of the field and now surely it will be either Mark or Ash who will be swilling champagne come the end of April. Oddly enough they have taken differing routes to this point, both teams feature big scorers Thierry Henry and Ruud Van Nistelrooy, but elsewhere there is plenty of diversion; What will prove decisive? The goals of Eidur Gudjohnson or those of michael owen? Will Fulham or Leeds, both so tight at the back early in the year be the downfall of our two would be champions? Only time will tell, but hold on to the edge of your seat for great run in!

Ash and Mark: The glorious spectacle of the two leaders, neck and neck, racing down to the wire.

Behind the "Big Two" is a large chasing pack, with 8 teams vying for the lesser prizes. Ron leads the way, but is far from secure with 1FC Lundromat having a return to form and rising to 4th. Rob's team have been the chelsea of this season, undoubtedly in posession of some great players, but producing baffling performances some weeks which have put paid to a sustained title challenge. Signing Ledley "no-where near as good as John Terry" King in the mid-season didn't help either.

At the back of this pack is my team, Torpedo Bermondsey, who have been held back by incredible bad luck with injuries at a vital stage of the season. WIth Terry, Berger, Keown, Ljundberg and Schwarzer all returning to first team action however, I don't think you'll have seen the last of me yet.

Craig's Dad is sitting in the fair play position, showing that the calm head brought by age and experience can bring its own bounty, good luck for the rest of the season I say!.

The bottom of the table is a mirror image of the top, with two teams cast adrift in a class of their own. Oh Sheffield, having looked doomed for most of the season are just ahead of the woeful Lone Ranger mob. These two teams have scored less than half of the leaders' score and their finale is likely to resemble a slow bicycle race rather than the grand national, in fact if they were horses they might well be shot.

POS	TEAM	PTS	SC
1	KEANE AS MUSTARD	1518	158
2	CRUMBS DM	1493	125
3	SOFT CENTRES	1328	138
4	1FC LAUNDROMAT	1320	168
5	SUPERSONIC FC	1315	158
6	SPAKATAK TOXTETH	1307	106
7	1897 - THE GOLDEN YEAR	1291	107
8	RÓISÍNS XI	1263	108
9	SALFORD STROKERS	1252	100
10	TORPEDO BERMONDSEY	1241	116
11	AOIFE'S XI	1234	95
12	GAZTON VILLA	1228	114
13	ATHLETICO SALFORD	1222	123
14	FECK-ARSE-NIL	1150	116
15	HICKY'S HEROES	1140	109
16	BIRMINGHAM SHITTY	1136	130
17	WHATEVER	1117	164
18	LUKE PERRY ALL-STARS	1098	97
19	THE DARLING DUBS THAT PLAY	1098	78
20	CRAZYHORSE FC	1091	128
21	PATRICK DUFFY THISTLE	1067	142
22	BILL S PRESTON NORTH END	1063	147
23	WOODBOURNE ROVERS	1049	133
24	CLINT BIZZELL JUNIORS	988	55
25	LION OF VIENNA SLEEPS TONIGHT	984	53
26	A TASTE OF THE RAJ	981	143
27	BILLY'S BOOTS	961	47
28	DUCK UTD	882	106
29	OH SHEFFIELD	726	89
30	LONE RANGERS RETURN	721	76