It was a mixed bag this week with the centre forwards outshining the defenders. If you had Rebrov and Smith in your side, you'd be laughing, if you had Thatcher and Harte you'd be crying.

Laughing loudest this week were the Sunday Stroolers. A score of 54, the highest of the week along with Shamrock United, was enough to take Richard Mulcahy to the top of the pile, moving up seven places to leapfrog the Luke Perry All-Stars, who fall to second on goal difference. Liz's score moved her up to 7th and back into the top ten.

Dietmar Hamann. Plays for Germany apparently.

Crying loudest this week were Crazyhorse FC. After notching up 77 points the week before, Neil's ragbag side managed to go into reverse this week and scored -4, thanks largely to Messrs Thatcher and Harte. Another victim of the Spurs-Leeds rampage was Billy's Boots, who drop from 3rd to 8th after failing to score. The Porcelain Horse and The Lone Rangers also failed to reach double figures, both scoring 7 points, which was enough to move Callum out of the Top Ten.

Firmly rooted at the bottom of the table is dear old Cory. Patrick Duffy Thistle have totalled just 149 points so far, 165 behind the leaders, although to be fair to Cory, half his team have yet to play this season due to injury. The Soft Centres have the same kind of trouble, but if we're honest, half of Ron's third team haven't played because they're stuck in the reserves of their respective teams.

1897 - The Golden Year seem to have finally got their act together and are moving nicely up the table now while Ash's Crumbs DM have returned to the top three. Elsewhere, the Lion of Vienna Sleeps Tonight have moved into the top ten after scoring 43 while the bottom five remain pretty much the same. St. Reatham, meanwhile, have quietly crept up to 4th place while no one was looking...

No table next week due to the World Cup qualifiers. But you can all send me a birthday card…

Cheers.