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1. Jaap Stam
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2. Sergei Rebrov
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3. Mark Schwarzer
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GAZTON VILLA
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MANAGER: GARY DELANEY FOUNDED: 1999
HONOURS: NONE

SQUAD 1999/2000 PTS
NEIL "ED" SULLIVAN (TOTTENHAM HOSTPUR) 102
WES BROWN (MANCHESTER UNITED) * 50
GRAHAM "LADYKILLER" LE SAUX (CHELSEA) 66
MARK "GARY" DELANEY (ASTON VILLA) 55
BEN "MCGEE" THATCHER (TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR) 17
DAVE "TELETUBBIE" THOMPSON (LIVERPOOL) 60
PAUL "GINGER MONKEY" SCHOLES (MANCHESTER UNITED) 160
PATRICK VIEIRA (ARSENAL) * 68
JIMMY "PINK" FLOYD HASSELBAINK (CHELSEA) 203
MARCUS STEWART (IPSWICH TOWN) * 84
THIERRY "SCOTT" HENRY (ARSENAL) 215
   
TRANSFERS: NONE  
* STEVE "DOCTOR" WATSON (EVERTON) 24
* JOE "ANDY" COLE (WEST HAM UTD) 44
* PAOLO "FUCK OFF" DI CANIO (WEST HAM UNITED) 104
   
SCORE 1252
POSITION 8
 
PREVIOUS SEASONS PERFORMANCE 1999/2000