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A TABLE FOR TWO?
An action packed week brought Championship leaders Crumbs DM a mixed bag of fortunes. Having been knocked out of the Dreamteam Cup at the first time of asking by Supersonic FC, Ash bounced back by breaking through the 1000-point barrier. Not to be out done, Keane As Mustard followed suit to keep their own title hopes alive and with only 32 points separating 1st and 2nd, Ash is a worried man.
Not as worried as Rob, though. 1FC Laundromat appear to be in the middle of a poor run of form and another low score them leapfrogged by Spakatak Toxteth. Unless they snap out of it soon, Rob and his boys could miss out on a European place. No such fears for the Spakers from Liverpool, who seemed to have pulled something special out of the hat in time for the Championship run-in and were this week's top scores with 71.
| Ash was so worried about his lead that he dropped his ice cream... | Supersonic FC consolidated their position with a solid score of 41 while the Soft Centres moved into the Top Ten after notching up 70 points. Elsewhere, Crazyhorse FC pulled themselves out of their slump with an impressive 64 but their poor discipline needs to be taken into hand if they are to progress further.
At the bottom, Oh Sheffield are still hopelessly adrift from the rest of the League but at least they are now picking up points. Gone are the days of single figures and a steady 30 shows a marked improvement for Fletch's Sister's boyfriend (who does have a name but who shall forever be known as FSB). Whether they can (or want to) catch the Lone Rangers Return remains to be seen.
Titleholders the Luke Perry All-Stars had another bad week, only managing a paltry 13, and have fallen away quite badly since November. The manager is bemoaning a lack of funds for new blood and is threatening to quit unless the chairman coughs up enough cash for new players.
That's it for this week. More Cup fun and games at the weekend but there'll be another update on Friday. For now, here's last week's table.
POS |
TEAM |
PTS |
SC |
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1 |
CRUMBS DM |
1033 |
43 |
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2 |
KEANE AS MUSTARD |
1001 |
48 |
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3 |
SPAKATAK TOXTETH |
909 |
71 |
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4 |
1FC LAUNDROMAT |
909 |
24 |
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5 |
1897 - THE GOLDEN YEAR |
888 |
38 |
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6 |
SUPERSONIC FC |
850 |
41 |
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7 |
TORPEDO BERMONDSEY |
847 |
26 |
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8 |
GAZTON VILLA |
833 |
38 |
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9 |
SALFORD STROKERS |
826 |
50 |
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10 |
SOFT CENTRES |
816 |
70 |
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11 |
RÓISÍNS XI |
808 |
38 |
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12 |
AOIFE'S XI |
776 |
39 |
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13 |
FECK-ARSE-NIL |
775 |
28 |
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14 |
ATHLETICO SALFORD |
771 |
65 |
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15 |
LUKE PERRY ALL-STARS |
769 |
13 |
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16 |
WHATEVER |
752 |
18 |
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17 |
BIRMINGHAM SHITTY |
706 |
32 |
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18 |
CRAZYHORSE FC |
723 |
64 |
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19 |
CLINT BIZZELL JUNIORS |
723 |
22 |
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20 |
BILL S PRESTON NORTH END |
720 |
48 |
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21 |
PATRICK DUFFY THISTLE |
702 |
44 |
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22 |
THE DARLING DUBS THAT PLAY |
702 |
22 |
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23 |
LION OF VIENNA SLEEPS TONIGHT |
700 |
46 |
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24 |
BILLY'S BOOTS |
689 |
19 |
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25 |
HICKY'S HEROES |
646 |
37 |
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26 |
WOODBOURNE ROVERS |
642 |
19 |
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27 |
A TASTE OF THE RAJ |
608 |
19 |
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28 |
DUCK UTD |
545 |
35 |
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29 |
LONE RANGERS RETURN |
512 |
21 |
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30 |
OH SHEFFIELD |
431 |
30 |
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