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A TABLE FOR TWO?

An action packed week brought Championship leaders Crumbs DM a mixed bag of fortunes. Having been knocked out of the Dreamteam Cup at the first time of asking by Supersonic FC, Ash bounced back by breaking through the 1000-point barrier. Not to be out done, Keane As Mustard followed suit to keep their own title hopes alive and with only 32 points separating 1st and 2nd, Ash is a worried man.

Not as worried as Rob, though. 1FC Laundromat appear to be in the middle of a poor run of form and another low score them leapfrogged by Spakatak Toxteth. Unless they snap out of it soon, Rob and his boys could miss out on a European place. No such fears for the Spakers from Liverpool, who seemed to have pulled something special out of the hat in time for the Championship run-in and were this week's top scores with 71.

Ash was so worried about his lead that he dropped his ice cream...
Supersonic FC consolidated their position with a solid score of 41 while the Soft Centres moved into the Top Ten after notching up 70 points. Elsewhere, Crazyhorse FC pulled themselves out of their slump with an impressive 64 but their poor discipline needs to be taken into hand if they are to progress further.

At the bottom, Oh Sheffield are still hopelessly adrift from the rest of the League but at least they are now picking up points. Gone are the days of single figures and a steady 30 shows a marked improvement for Fletch's Sister's boyfriend (who does have a name but who shall forever be known as FSB). Whether they can (or want to) catch the Lone Rangers Return remains to be seen.

Titleholders the Luke Perry All-Stars had another bad week, only managing a paltry 13, and have fallen away quite badly since November. The manager is bemoaning a lack of funds for new blood and is threatening to quit unless the chairman coughs up enough cash for new players.

That's it for this week. More Cup fun and games at the weekend but there'll be another update on Friday. For now, here's last week's table.


POS TEAM PTS SC  
1 CRUMBS DM 1033 43
2 KEANE AS MUSTARD 1001 48
3 SPAKATAK TOXTETH 909 71
4 1FC LAUNDROMAT 909 24
5 1897 - THE GOLDEN YEAR 888 38
6 SUPERSONIC FC 850 41
7 TORPEDO BERMONDSEY 847 26
8 GAZTON VILLA 833 38
9 SALFORD STROKERS 826 50
10 SOFT CENTRES 816 70
11 RÓISÍNS XI 808 38
12 AOIFE'S XI 776 39
13 FECK-ARSE-NIL 775 28
14 ATHLETICO SALFORD 771 65
15 LUKE PERRY ALL-STARS 769 13
16 WHATEVER 752 18
17 BIRMINGHAM SHITTY 706 32
18 CRAZYHORSE FC 723 64
19 CLINT BIZZELL JUNIORS 723 22
20 BILL S PRESTON NORTH END 720 48
21 PATRICK DUFFY THISTLE 702 44
22 THE DARLING DUBS THAT PLAY 702 22
23 LION OF VIENNA SLEEPS TONIGHT 700 46
24 BILLY'S BOOTS 689 19
25 HICKY'S HEROES 646 37
26 WOODBOURNE ROVERS 642 19
27 A TASTE OF THE RAJ 608 19
28 DUCK UTD 545 35
29 LONE RANGERS RETURN 512 21
30 OH SHEFFIELD 431 30