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SEASON 2000/2001

Can Callum Repeat His Runaway Success?

19 June 2000


Welcome to the Official site of the Dreamteam League. OK, it's the only site dedicate to our little league but that's not the point…From now on you'll be able to follow your team's progress in more detail. What's more, you can see just who is in each other's team so you can wish them ill come 3pm on a Saturday afternoon.

With the summer break well under way, thoughts are already beginning to turn towards next season. I am reliably informed that Rob is going to enter two teams next year while Fletch is still undecided on whether or not to repeat his ill-fated attempt to secure bottom spot. Elsewhere, Gary has secured two new names for next season. He's already coaching them on how to wind Ash up when he slips out of the money places.

As for our defending champion, he seems to have disappeared off the face of the earth. Whether or not he is entering next year is open to debate, but he assures me that if he can get a copy of The Sun in outer Borneo then he'll enter another all-conquering team. Of course, he won't be able to select any Wimbledon players this year so watch out for a team full of Womble cast-offs.Other players who will probably be missing next year include that ugly twat Gus Poyet and Sami Hyppia. Poyet has out-priced himself after he bagged a handful of jammy goals while Hyppia's scandalous £2 million price tag looks set to rise after a string of clean sheets. The same goes for Kevin Philips and Bradford City's Lee Sharpe. Philips price tag will rocket next year thanks to his impressive points tally last season while Sharpe will have to do without my emails to Paul Jewell if he wants to play next term. One player who will sadly not be returning is Everton's Kevin Campbell. Crazyhorse FC's star striker is out until November at the earliest so Neil will be looking for two new strikers come August.

The Dreamteam will probably kick-off at the end of July. Don't forget to buy a copy of The Sun and all entries must be in before 5pm Friday before the season starts.

For those of you who have just joined us, or for those of you that have stumbled across this site by accident, here's how last season's table finished. Note Pasta My Arse in fourth place… How we laughed…

POS TEAM PTS
1 UGLY BUT DANGEROUS 1207
2 OCEAN'S XI 1097
3 BILLY'S BOOTS 1088
4 PASTA MY ARSE 1046
5 BIRMINGHAM SHITTY 1037
6 CRAZYHORSE FC 1011
7 SUPERSONIC FC 1009
8 I JUST HAVEN'T GOT A CLUE 1st XV 934
9 1897 - THE GOLDEN YEAR 865
10 LUKE PERRY ALL-STARS 827
11 FREAKIN' LAST 778
12 GAZTON VILLA 673
13 A TASTE OF THE RAJ 619



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