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DUCK SOUP
Finally Neil has overcome his male pride and allowed the best manager, albeit a woman, to write the weekly update. About time too, I say.
Boys, this week's festive angel is once again me - Karen & Duck Utd - straddling the top of the X-mas tree for the second week. Having scored 46 points, I continue to look down on the baubles and trinkets below - cheap and gaudy and of very little interest - for a few of them the lights have already gone out.
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Not content with my continued success, I have been offering my managerial services to the much needed Gazton Villa - this week's top scorer of 59 points. As a True Man Utd fan - and unlike Ash, I have been to Old Trafford - my dad used to take me as a kid to watch the cricket (Surely that's a different stadium, Karen?) - I'm not interested in the rest of the league, but here's your info:
St Reatham's in a dismal 2nd place while Luke Perry All -Stars is struggling to keep 3rd place. How Bill S Preston managed to only fall one place after scoring only 19 points this week is beyond me..... (Ron, fix my computer over Christmas and I'll advise you over the transfer window). Respect does have to go to Supersonic FC who also scored 46 point - you go girl!
Soft Centres still remain at the bottom. Let's face it - you're only worth 2 1/2 Sheringhams. Why did you even bother entering this year? Well at least you'll get your £10 back - just £130 less then what I'll be receiving from the rest of you suckers.
Callum and his Porcelain Horse continue to be stuck in mid-table, in 14th position, with 496 points - such a relief as he was such a cocky bastard last year. He kept gloating about Kevin Phillips....
I'll leave you with the lines of the infamous football chant:
"Whooaaa, Teddy Shearingham, Went to Duck Utd and won £140"
Karen
PS: Neil, reply from Watchdog. Anne Robinson says you're the weakest link - no hang-on - that's Millwall (And that joke is so old that Gary's considering using it in his set...).
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