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NEIGHBOUR OF THE BEAST

I can't understand it. All my other fantasy football teams are doing well. So well in fact that I currently lie 8th out of over 7,000 teams in Sports.com's Ultimate Soccer game and I'm 3rd in the company's Fantasy Football League. Yet for the third year running my Dreamteam is complete pants. I put it all down to bad luck. That and the fact I never pay attention when picking my team. Anyway, this week my motley rabble managed to score 58 to move up to 16th so I should be thankful for small mercies, I suppose.

It was a high scoring week all round with Fletch and 1897 - The Golden Year topping the pile with 81, beating Ash by just one point, to move into the Top Ten (I put it all down to Ruud van Nistelrooy). However, Crumbs DM's score was good enough to keep the elusive mole at the top with an almost Satanic 667 points while Keane As Mustard remain second. Supersonic FC have moved back up to third, swapping places with the Salford Strokers in the process, having notched up 69 (fnarr, fnarr) while Spakatak Toxteth leapfrog Gazton Villa to move into 6th.

Red Devil dances in the moonlight to help Rosemary's Baby claim top spot
At the bottom, Oh Sheffield managed to record a reasonably respectable score of 25 but it was bad news again for Duck Utd who were this week's lowest scorers with 22. Hicky's Heroes continue to close the gap on the teams above but A Taste of the Raj had a week to forget as they fell five places.

Patrick Duffy Thistle continue to hold onto 15th place and the Fair Play Award but the chasing pack is so tightly, er, packed that anyone of ten teams could still walk off with that all important tenner at the end of the day. Oh Sheffield seem to have The Wooden Spoon wrapped up while Crumbs DM continue to stretch their lead at the top, as for the rest of the money spots, they'll probably go down to the wire.

That's it for this week. Sorry it was late again. Don't blame me, blame who ever come up with the bright idea of an office Christmas party.

Here's the table with all the stuffing and trimmings.

POS TEAM PTS SC  
1 CRUMBS DM 667 80
2 KEANE AS MUSTARD 634 68
3 SUPERSONIC FC 620 69
4 SALFORD STROKERS 612 60
5 1FC LAUNDROMAT 596 52
6 SPAKATAK TOXTETH 591 64
7 GAZTON VILLA 584 47
8 FECK-ARSE-NIL 577 57
9 RÓISÍNS XI 573 67
10 1897 - THE GOLDEN YEAR 569 81
11 TORPEDO BERMONDSEY 553 67
12 LUKE PERRY ALL-STARS 550 53
13 SOFT CENTRES 514 52
14 THE DARLING DUBS THAT PLAY 498 32
15 PATRICK DUFFY THISTLE 496 46
16 CRAZYHORSE FC 488 58
17 AOIFE'S XI 483 35
18 CLINT BIZZELL JUNIORS 482 35
19 BILL S PRESTON NORTH END 481 58
20 ATHLETICO SALFORD 473 41
21 LION OF VIENNA SLEEPS TONIGHT 462 52
22 BIRMINGHAM SHITTY 460 44
23 WOODBOURNE ROVERS 459 50
24 BILLY'S BOOTS 458 46
25 A TASTE OF THE RAJ 448 31
26 WHATEVER 442 57
27 LONE RANGERS RETURN 407 35
28 HICKY'S HEROES 397 49
29 DUCK UTD 366 22
30 OH SHEFFIELD 225 23