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Who has been the biggest waste of money so far?


1. Jaap Stam
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HE'S BEHIND YOU...

Having leapfrogged Crumbs Dm just ten days ago, Keane As Mustard are now cautiously looking over their shoulders. Ash is still sitting in second place and is refusing to give up the title after outgunning his opponent for the first time in weeks. Twelve points is all that separates them, and unless one of them can pull away over the next month, it looks like this year's championship is going down to the wire.

Of course, that means that the rest of us will be scrapping over what's left in terms of glory and Spakatak Toxteth are looking good having climbed two places to third this week while the Soft Centres are proving that they're no longer the pushovers that they once were and are just below in fourth. They obviously made the most of their transfers and are slowly pulling away from 1897 - The Golden Year and 1FC Laundromat and into the money.

Neil realised that the only way he was ever going to win was if he killed everyone above him...
Elsewhere Gazton Villa crashed out of the top ten with a bang while Hicky's Heroes are enjoying the type of comeback not seen since Jesus told Lazarus to stop laying about the house making the place look untidy. The Heroes are now in the money thanks to the Fair Play Award but they'll be looking to make a push into the Top Ten just to prove a point. Their score of 111 points was the highest of the last week while Duck Utd's 23 was the lowest.

Crazyhorse FC, meanwhile, seem very comfortable with their station in life and are rooted to 19th spot. I can exclusively reveal that their manager has given up on this season and is already making plans to retire from the Fantasy Football world for good unless his side can reach the top 18.

One team dreaming of a top 18 finish is Oh Sheffield but they're probably happy in the knowledge that at least they'll get their money back if they stay where they are - that's if they've already paid of course. Our resident accountant has been just as bad this year in collecting people's subs but at least he hasn't spent this year's winnings on beer like he did last year…

That's it for this week. If Ash goes top after the European action in midweek we'll have another update of Friday. Until then, let us just pause for a moment and reflect on just how well we did at the Winter Olympics considering the United States cheated almost everyone else out of a medal…


POS TEAM PTS SC  
1 KEANE AS MUSTARD 1256 63
2 CRUMBS DM 1234 87
3 SPAKATAK TOXTETH 1130 87
4 SOFT CENTRES 1104 84
5 1897 - THE GOLDEN YEAR 1096 33
6 1FC LAUNDROMAT 1081 24
7 RÓISÍNS XI 1072 73
8 SUPERSONIC FC 1067 61
9 AOIFE'S XI 1041 68
10 SALFORD STROKERS 1034 92
11 TORPEDO BERMONDSEY 1026 48
12 GAZTON VILLA 1025 38
13 ATHLETICO SALFORD 997 54
14 FECK-ARSE-NIL 974 63
15 HICKY'S HEROES 963 111
16 LUKE PERRY ALL-STARS 952 47
17 BIRMINGHAM SHITTY 920 34
18 THE DARLING DUBS THAT PLAY 908 67
19 CRAZYHORSE FC 895 51
20 WHATEVER 889 32
21 BILLY'S BOOTS 878 51
22 LION OF VIENNA SLEEPS TONIGHT 859 61
23 BILL S PRESTON NORTH END 849 61
24 PATRICK DUFFY THISTLE 847 52
25 CLINT BIZZELL JUNIORS 843 50
26 WOODBOURNE ROVERS 802 35
27 A TASTE OF THE RAJ 783 30
28 DUCK UTD 709 23
29 LONE RANGERS RETURN 620 58
30 OH SHEFFIELD 575 42