Sergei Rebrov - what can I say? Thirteen unexpected points as the man from the Ukraine put Fulham to the sword. I may have only moved up one place, but in a week where most of you moved neither up nor down, I call that steady progress.

Not much to write home about this week. I scored a cracking goal from, oooooh, let's say forty yards at lunchtime while Oh Sheffield finally managed to break the 200-point barrier. It was a close run thing though as they only managed to scrape together three points over the course of the past week.

Sergei Rebrov: No more bench for you, young man.

Biggest shock of the week is the continuing poor form of last season's runaway leader, Duck Utd. Having gone so close to victory in their debut season, the not-so-mighty Ducks have struggled to get to grips with the competition this time around and now lie just one of the bottom. A score of 38 was good enough for Hicky's Heroes to leap above the lass from Manchester, who's boys are, let's face it, once again this season's Ipswich Town.

Top scorers of the week were the Salford Strokers, who notched up a gallant 49 to move into third, pushing Supersonic FC down one into Fourth. Crumbs DM are still at the top while Keane as Mustard remain in second place, still twenty-one points behind. I have it on good authority that Ash is running scared and deeply concerned that his lads have not been able to break away from the chasing pack. He seems to think that the horror of the 1999/2000 will come back to haunt him and leave him penniless once again. However, having found out that he currently earns £80k a year (plus benefits) I don't think he has any worries on that front.

With the transfer window looming after the busy Christmas schedule, the competition is still very much open for grabs. All that needs to be decided now is whether or not I can be bothered working out a draw for the FA Cup that works!

Here's to Les Ferdinand falling down the stairs over the weekend.

POS	TEAM	PTS	SC
1	CRUMBS DM	587	39
2	KEANE AS MUSTARD	566	39
3	SALFORD STROKERS	552	49
4	SUPERSONIC FC	551	45
5	1FC LAUNDROMAT	544	40
6	GAZTON VILLA	537	41
7	SPAKATAK TOXTETH	527	32
8	FECK-ARSE-NIL	520	33
9	RÓISÍNS XI	506	37
10	LUKE PERRY ALL-STARS	450	47
11	1897 - THE GOLDEN YEAR	488	33
12	TORPEDO BERMONDSEY	486	31
13	THE DARLING DUBS THAT PLAY	466	9
14	SOFT CENTRES	462	22
15	PATRICK DUFFY THISTLE	450	26
16	AOIFE'S XI	448	29
17	CLINT BIZZELL JUNIORS	447	35
18	ATHLETICO SALFORD	432	38
19	CRAZYHORSE FC	430	34
20	BILL S PRESTON NORTH END	423	36
21	A TASTE OF THE RAJ	417	47
22	BIRMINGHAM SHITTY	416	14
23	LION OF VIENNA SLEEPS TONIGHT	414	36
24	BILLY'S BOOTS	412	34
25	WOODBOURNE ROVERS	409	9
26	WHATEVER	385	36
27	LONE RANGERS RETURN	372	24
28	HICKY'S HEROES	348	38
29	DUCK UTD	344	25
30	OH SHEFFIELD	202	3