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1. Jaap Stam
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SIBLING RIVALRY

Okay, perhaps you all misunderstood me last week. What I actually said was that I would "offer a substantial award for Les's head". What I didn't say was "Let Wor Les score the 1000th Premiership goal"…

Anyway, enough of the big, bumbling Number 9, lets instead turn our attentions to the Fletcher siblings, Nicholas and Justine, who both scored well this week to leave their mark on the table. Jay outdid her older brother somewhat by notching up her highest score of the competition - 70 points - to move up nine to 16th while Nick's golden shower managed a respectable 41 to climb to 6th. Mrs Fletcher, however, could not match her offspring's efforts and remains in the bottom ten.

Jamie Redknapp proves once and for all just how much of a wanker he really is...
Elsewhere, Torpedo Bermondsey and the Luke Perry All-Stars continue to swap places and once again have switched positions for the umpteenth week running. Neither team seems to want to move into the Top Ten. Perhaps they're both waiting for the run-in before they make their move, kinda like Manchester United and Chelsea, eh Dunc?

Birmingham Shitty had a good week, scoring the second highest total with 58 points, just enough to move Dave up to 17th. Hicky's Heroes continue to make good progress and are gradually closing the gap between themselves and those immediately above but Cory is in for a shook. Having held on to 15th spot for the last six years, they've suddenly lost their way and have fallen five with the Clint Bizzell Juniors leapfrogging Patrick Duffy Thistle to replace him.

There's no change at the top with the leading pack staying as you are although Crumbs DM can feel pleased with their performance this week as they continue to make daylight between themselves and second place. Ash has, however, expressed some concern over Thierry Henry's outburst on Tuesday, which could see the striker banned for the rest of the season. Okay, so I made that bit up but it would be nice to think that it could happen…

More fun and games next week - hopefully at the expense of Robbie Fowler, who, overnight, has become the next Les Ferdinand. Still, for every Robbie Fowler, there's a Lee Bowyer sitting in the stands.

The next update won't be for a while as I'm off to celebrate Christmas. Details of the Dreamteam Cup competition will be released later followed by the First Round Draw. Hopefully you'll all be so confused that I'll walk off with my first piece of silverware…See you in the New Year.

POS TEAM PTS SC  
1 CRUMBS DM 783 50
2 KEANE AS MUSTARD 732 39
3 1FC LAUNDROMAT 721 32
4 SUPERSONIC FC 713 28
5 SPAKATAK TOXTETH 685 26
6 1897 - THE GOLDEN YEAR 670 41
7 GAZTON VILLA 663 29
8 SALFORD STROKERS 660 4
9 FECK-ARSE-NIL 657 28
10 RÓISÍNS XI 657 24
11 TORPEDO BERMONDSEY 650 48
12 LUKE PERRY ALL-STARS 630 23
13 SOFT CENTRES 594 28
14 AOIFE'S XI 561 35
15 CLINT BIZZELL JUNIORS 561 26
16 WHATEVER 556 70
17 BIRMINGHAM SHITTY 546 58
18 ATHLETICO SALFORD 546 30
19 THE DARLING DUBS THAT PLAY 543 28
20 PATRICK DUFFY THISTLE 543 16
21 BILL S PRESTON NORTH END 539 31
22 BILLY'S BOOTS 533 40
23 CRAZYHORSE FC 533 23
24 WOODBOURNE ROVERS 526 20
25 LION OF VIENNA SLEEPS TONIGHT 521 31
26 A TASTE OF THE RAJ 496 23
27 HICKY'S HEROES 481 40
28 LONE RANGERS RETURN 442 22
29 DUCK UTD 411 14
30 OH SHEFFIELD 262 28