It may be a marathon, but some of you just couldn't help sprinting off into an early lead. In what must go down as a record-breaking opening weekend, Keane As Mustard have claimed the yellow jersey with a score of 77 points, giving him a whopping 56 point lead over Spakatak Toxteth, who are unfortunately bringing up the rear this week with a paltry 21.

But Mark wasn't the only one to come out of the blocks with all guns blazing - the Salford Strokers are just one point behind on 76 points while Gazton Villa are within touching distance on 70 closely followed by Torpedo Bermondsey on 68. In fact anyone who had Louis Saha of Fulham scored well this week.

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Athletico Salford made sure Craig had a blinding start and are in 6th place with 64 points but the same can't be said for Craig's Dad, who is currently adrift at the foot of the table with Spakatak Toxteth. Only alphabetical superiority separates him from wooden spoon status.

Ash and Crumbs DM have made their now traditional good start and are in seventh while newcomers Feck-Arse-Nil must be satisfied with their 5th place finish. Ron too can also take comfort in the fact that he seems to know what he is doing this year as all three of his teams scored reasonably well and sit in the top half of the table.

But spare a thought for last year's money winners (go on, you know you want to). Reigning champs the Luke Perry All-Stars enjoyed a mediocre start to the season while Duck Utd seem to be still suffering from the hangover left over from missing out on the Championship last time around. Still, at least Karen isn't in the embarrassing position that Fletch finds himself in this week…

Have convinced both his mother and sister to enter this year's competition, the boy wonder from Bromsgrove ran the risk of finding himself in the embarrassing position of finishing below his close family. Who could've have guessed that such an ignominy would be so quick in coming? Hi sister Jay outscored him by two points while his Mum out did the pair of them by notching up 57 points and grabbing 8th place. There's always the Cup, I suppose…

And what of Crazyhorse FC? Well, they've returned to the place where they feel most comfortable and look set for another season of midtable obscurity, more so now Jaap Stam has gone to Lazio…Now, where did I put my calculator…

POS	TEAM	PTS	SC
1	KEANE AS MUSTARD	77	-
2	SALFORD STROKERS	76	-
3	GAZTON VILLA	70	-
4	TORPEDO BERMONDSEY	68	-
5	FECK-ARSE-NIL	66	-
6	ATHLETICO SALFORD	64	-
7	CRUMBS DM	60	-
8	WOODBOURNE ROVERS	57	-
9	1FC LAUNDROMAT	56	-
10	BILL S PRESTON NORTH END	52	-
11	PATRICK DUFFY THISTLE	51	-
12	RÓISÍNS XI	47	-
13	LION OF VIENNA SLEEPS TONIGHT	44	-
14	LUKE PERRY ALL-STARS	44	-
15	SOFT CENTRES	44	-
16	SUPERSONIC FC	44	-
17	CRAZYHORSE FC	39	-
18	CLINT BIZZELL JUNIORS	38	-
19	A TASTE OF THE RAJ	37	-
20	AOIFE'S XI	37	-
21	WHATEVER	37	-
22	1897- THE GOLDEN YEAR	35	-
23	LONE RANGERS RETURN	35	-
24	DUCK UTD	33	-
25	OH SHEFFIELD	31	-
26	BIRMINGHAM SHITTY	27	-
27	THE DARLING DUBS THAT PLAY	26	-
28	BILLY'S BOOTS	24	-
29	HICKY'S HEROES	21	-
30	SPAKATAK TOXTETH	21	-