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That'll Teach Neil To Get Married!


Subject to confirmation below are the final places in the dream team for this season. For those of you who are expecting a pithy end of season comment, you obviously don't remember many of my articles and editorials for The Beaver.

In this week's movers and shakers, Shamrock Utd appeared to have scored a massive 200 plus points to bounce into first place. However a run through of the very hard to read faxed page of scores saw a little recalculation downwards of their score. Similarly Birmingham Shitty appear to have lost 49 points, even after a double check on their scores.

However much I tried I couldn't manage to move my 3 teams into money scoring positions, but the Lion of Vienna Sleeps Tonight managed to hang on to the Fair Play award, which was nice. As was Tiverton Towns promotion to the Dr Martins Premier League and Bolton Wanderer's promotion back to the Premiership.

The Villa Rejects showed Deadly Doug why he was wise to let themall go and let Dave Nicholson take over the Wooden Spoon from Taste of the Raj.

None of the top 4 teams changed places so that left Freakin Last in 4th holding off Bill S Preston North End from the Playoffs (That sounds familiar!) The early season leader Duck Utd just managed to hang on to make it into Europe, with St. Reatham FC couldn't quite close the gap to the Luke Perry All Stars.

Last seasons winner Callum will hand over the trophy when he returns from his travels. For those of you who want your winnings, go see the manager of Gazton Villa as treasurer to the league. No doubt Neil, bronzed, tanned and extremely well married will update this page on his return. It's only a few weeks before the season starts again I can't wait.

 

Big Sam hands over the Fair Play trophy to the "Lion of Vienna"

POS TEAM PTS SC
1 LUKE PERRY ALL-STARS 1443 56
2 ST. REATHAM FC 1413 39
3 DUCK UTD 1374 34
4 FREAKIN' LAST 1300 54
5 SUPERSONIC FC 1289 52
6 BILL S PRESTON NORTH END 1283 29
7 SUNDAY STROOLERS 1249 30
8 GAZTON VILLA 1229 40
9 TORPEDO BERMONDSEY 1215 38
10 MICHAEL BOLTON WANDERERS 1202 105
11 SHAMROCK UNITED 1197 53
12 CRAZYHORSE FC 1145 31
13 CRUMBS DM 1137 30
14 THE PORCELAIN HORSE 1136 54
15 LION OF VIENNA SLEEPS TONIGHT 1130 82
16 SPAKATAK TOXTETH 1123 23
17 ATHLETICO SALFORD 1099 41
18 BILLY'S BOOTS 1099 28
19 A TASTE OF THE RAJ 1088 62
20 RUSHDEN ANNE DIAMONDS 1066 47
21 1897 - THE GOLDEN YEAR 1049 32
22 BIRMINGHAM SHITTY 1012 83
23 PATRICK DUFFY THISTLE 896 18
24 THE LONE RANGERS 877 16
25 SOFT CENTRES 820 89
26 VILLA REJECTS 783 22